Quad Laser
This strange artifact fires an extremely powerful blast of Moon energy. While incredibly slow, it cannot be halted.
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Quad Laser is a gun that fires a large, slow laser bullet that deals high damage to a single target.
Synergies
If the player also has 
Moonscraper , four laser beams shoot from each side of Quad Laser's bullets. If the player drops either Quad Laser or Moonscraper, or switches to another weapon after firing, the four lasers will stay in place and stop following the Quad Laser bullet. Doubles Quad Laser's shot speed and triples its reload time.
If the player has 
Tangler , Quad Laser's shots become rectangular and travel faster. Tangler's shots become much larger and deal 50% more damage, but travel very slowly.
If the player has 
Triple Gun , killing an enemy will cause it to shoot out a Quad Laser shot aimed towards the nearest enemy.
Notes
- Despite the bursting appearance of the bullet's death animation, it does not deal any area damage.
- If the player has both Moonscraper and Tangler, Primitive Shapes overrides Jumping... is useless .
Trivia
- This gun is a reference to the gun used by the Mooninites in Aqua Teen Hunger Force . Jumping... is useless is a reference to the Mooninites' dialogue.
- When
Ring of Triggers is used with Jumping... is useless , it will only create 5 Quad Laser shots. This can be circumvented by dropping Moonscraper, using an active while holding Quad Laser, then picking Moonscraper back up. This causes the tons of Quad Laser shots to suddenly gain lasers, flooding the entire area with beams.
Unlock Method
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